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Say Cheese ending guides

Square character saying HMPH beside a circle in Say Cheese
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Shared setup

Reach the HMPH photo

  1. 1

    Photograph the first man in a hat, then any new hat wearer.

  2. 2

    Photograph the madman screaming at someone.

  3. 3

    Photograph the scared person with the nearby square in frame.

  4. 4

    Photograph the angry square saying “HMPH” beside a circle.

07Good EndingChoose kindness after HMPH.
Heart hats spreading through the Say Cheese park during the Good Ending route
Photograph the heart-hat handoff, then follow the new heart hats.
Good Ending result card with three characters wearing heart hats
Expected ending card
Continue after HMPH
  1. 1

    After HMPH, watch the top-left area for the madman shouting at the couple.

  2. 2

    Wait for the couple to hand a heart hat to the madman. Photograph the handoff.

  3. 3

    Photograph other people who receive heart hats. Ignore every red argument.

  4. 4

    When another madman appears, photograph him a few times and wait for each TV update.

Success: # THANK YOU PARK appears, the TV goes dark, and the Good Ending card opens.

09Hat EndingReach full hate, then photograph Hatman.
Hat-wearing characters surrounding Hatman during the Hat Ending route
Keep photographing Hatman and new hat wearers until no red characters remain.
Hat Ending result card showing Hatman and two hat wearers
Expected ending card
Continue after HMPH
  1. 1

    After HMPH, photograph the red circle shouting at a square.

  2. 2

    Keep photographing red-character arguments until everyone is red.

  3. 3

    When Hatman appears, photograph him quickly and repeatedly.

  4. 4

    Photograph the new hat wearers until no red characters remain.

  5. 5

    Photograph the couple with red heart hats.

  6. 6

    Immediately photograph Hatman again before he shoots the madman.

Success: the crowd wears hats, # HATS appears, and the Hat Ending card opens.

10Eyes Closed EndingReach full hate, then leave Hatman alone.
Hatman visible in the park during the split between Hat and Eyes Closed endings
This time, do not photograph Hatman. Leave the camera untouched.
Eyes Closed Ending result card on a dark background
Expected ending card
Continue after HMPH
  1. 1

    After HMPH, photograph the red circle shouting at a square.

  2. 2

    Keep photographing red-character arguments until everyone is red.

  3. 3

    When Hatman appears, do not photograph him. Wait for him to shoot the madman.

  4. 4

    After the shot, take no more photos. Let the screaming and running finish by itself.

Success: the screen darkens and the Eyes Closed Ending card opens automatically.